Bugeyed Motorcycles: A Trend Worth Stopping
Jul 8th
Honda trotted out this concept bike in ‘07 as a styling exercise, and it oozes with the retro flair and minimalist purpose of yesteryear’s superbikes. But c’mon, is this horrid robo-face really the best Honda can do? Between this and the new Yamaha R1 bugeyes, I’m beginning to think that projector beam headlights are the worst thing to happen in modern motorcycle design.


Honda is rumored to be producing the naked version of its concept bike, the CB1100F, as a 2010 model. Thankfully they haven’t found a way to screw up a round headlight. Yet.
Zen and the Art of Battlestar Galactica
Mar 21st
Successful science fiction invariably falls victim to a simple conflict: The mechanism that allows it to fuel imagination and break convention is also irrevocably tied to empiricism. Using science to generate fantasy is akin to using a metronome to generate music, where expanding creativity grates against the formality of the propagating structure.
This conflict might not be such a problem except that the people who tend to like science fiction also tend to demand consistency and transparency from things that don’t exist. Bonanza was a much more popular show than Star Trek in the late 1960’s, and both have generated their fair share of fan fiction and conventions … the hallmarks of any good franchise obsession. But it’s one thing to draft blueprints for the Ponderosa based on historical experience with similar structures, and quite another to dissect the validity of a future universe made up by a World War II pilot.
The latest spin on the sci-fi angst comes as the re-envisioned Battlestar Galactica winds down with the series finale. BSG has used the common trappings of spaceships and “bad robots” to provide uncommon insight into terrorism, spiritual awakening, social order, and human compassion. Yet while the show has gained enough credibility to win a Peabody Award and an audience with the United Nations, it still can’t avoid the inevitable scrutiny that has more to do with an OCD episode than critical thinking.
I’ve just finished watching the final two hours of BSG (not including the profit-reeking postscript coming in June) and there are plot elements that felt rushed, sloppy, or unsatisfying, at least partly due to the slow episodes that have been criticised for wasting time down the home stretch. I can understand how a passionate follower of the show would find fault with certain resolutions, or the lack thereof. Even now I’m slightly irritated that (spoiler #1) a driven sociopath like Cavil would spontaneously give up without a Khan-like gesture of destruction. And I expect further viewing will reveal Kara Thrace to be (spoiler #2) an incoherent deus ex machina who inexplicably finds the wrong Earth before she finds the right one and disappears in a cloud of revisionist flashbacking.
But really, so what? Fraying threads may ruin a potholder, but they go unnoticed at the edge of an exquisite tapestry. After following BSG for 5 years, I care far less about the hanging chads than I do the conflict and compassion that was earned through ambitious story arcs and character evolution. To some, the series is a fraud for not following a predestined path from start to finish, as if any story about Big Ideas should always know The Answer in advance. To those who require cozy symmetry from storytelling, I recommend the collected works of Chris Columbus, or multitudinous other films and TV shows through which the journey is predetermined or irrelevant. Ron Moore ultimately took us exactly where the BSG premise told us it would go, but by improvising so expertly along the way, the ending felt fresh and satisfying to a degree that I never could have expected.
After the original series ended in 1979 (we shall not speak of Galactica 1980), all I wanted was to fly a Viper like Starbuck and Apollo. Granted, I was in 4th grade, but the series didn’t offer much beyond that level of attention.
After Ron Moore’s BSG, I want so much more – to feel Apollo’s ambition, to have Baltar’s redemption, to share Adama’s grief, or even to walk with Tyrol in isolation. While the ending makes it an explicit part of the “canon,” this series has always revealed us in its characters. Now that those characters are gone I am left with a greater sense of my own being, and it didn’t require an inverse tachyon beam to find it. That’s great science fiction.
PS … but the (spoiler #3) “angels” pontificating in New York City? That was still pretty lame.
Good work if you can get it
Jan 15th
Ducati rolls out its ‘09 GP effort in the usual style.
As a side note, Nicky Hayden expresses relief to have moved out of HRC (Honda) to weather the global economic downturn. You certainly wouldn’t have heard anyone equate Ducati with recession-proof economics while ownership was being tossed around the globe between the troubled Cagiva and the dispassionateTexas Pacific Group, but record sales and a series of hit models seem to have Ducati Corse ready to contest the bottomless money pit known as MotoGP for 2009. Recent moves to limit testing and tire expenses certainly favor a small player, but ultimately it comes down to sponsorship and whether a company is willing to put serious dollars on a square foot of advertising that flashes past distant cameras at 200 mph.
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Dec 13th
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Don’t Know Nothin Bout Birthin No Babies
Dec 29th
As little as a month ago, I hadn’t considered the possibility that we’d deliver our baby by cesarean section. Our baby-in-waiting had long been sitting head down inside Momma, nosing towards the exit, as it were. Everything was on track, everyone was happy until, without warning, a visit to the obstetrics lab revealed that our Baby Bean had flipped into a complete breech position, at which point things got a little uncomfortable for all concerned.
The sono-doc immediately, if subtly, started counseling us as though something were wrong. A c-section would be needed, and soon (foregoing the clichéd “stat,” thankfully). He would call our regular OB, who would certainly get back to us that day to move things forward. At 38 weeks, every all-star check-up and test suddenly got flushed by a late-term sonogram.
Apparently we are not alone in getting pushed down a surgical path. Almost a third of all births in the United States occurred through cesarean delivery in 2005, up 46 percent over the last decade. Clearly, breeched babies and birth complications are not skyrocketing in our advanced society, and yet American women are getting cut open faster than Whitechapel courtesans rather than squeeze a kid through the old-fashioned potato shoot.
When it comes to birthing babies, cesarean sections are the quintessential American procedure. From La-Z-Boys to Escalades, nobody expends more effort making things effortless. So it’s no surprise that our default approach to birth is usually, “why feel it if you don’t have to?” Pain avoidance is not the worst mantra in the world, but it’s disturbing to me how quickly it seems to shut out all other options.
The perversity is that, once pain is removed from the equation, invasive surgery becomes inherently preferred to a natural birth. C-sections are the Tivo of childbirth, allowing everyone to skip the boring parts and deliver the baby on our schedule rather than the baby’s. What on-the-go Mom wouldn’t love typing “11:30. Have baby” into her Treo? And what doctor wouldn’t prefer to avoid a late-night delivery? Fewer and fewer, apparently.
We absolutely adore our OB and count our blessings to have such a proficient and emotionally-connected doctor guiding us through pregnancy. Yet even he is subject to the demands of the Medical Industrial Complex. Our doctor isn’t pushing a c-section so that he can ensure a Saturday tee time or an uninterrupted dinner, but he is regulated by an insurance industry that prefers a complex, controlled birth to a natural and unregulated one. He conducts his services within a hospital industry that prefers short and expensive procedures and penalizes doctors who don’t do enough of them. And he is informed by an obstetrics industry that is largely ignorant of breech birthing techniques. All this, despite substantial health and financial concerns about elective c-sections.
So, the fact that our OB allowed us time to get Bean flipped came as something of a surprise. The fact that he told us we had a 1% chance of success was not. That may well be the rate among people who do not try, or the rate reported to obstetricians who warn parents against it. The medical industry is continuously poking and prodding its way to identifying every flaw and problem in our bodies, but is strangely ignorant of how bodies actually work.
In the 70’s, that meant a mother might just get knocked out and deliver while unconscious. Today’s epidural applications mean that moms can get slit open with the same detached numbness as a regular birth. Invasive surgery isn’t a cozy cuddle by the fire, but removing pain without losing consciousness makes it a pretty compelling option.
And doctors don’t just want to regulate their schedule, they’d prefer to avoid lawsuits too. For a country that pokes and prods its way to identify every flaw and problem, there aren’t a lot of doctors that know what to do about them. The human genome, we’ve got that mapped, but don’t even try to find a practitioner who can deliver a baby ass-first. The few who’ve attempted such barbarity have had a chunk of their gray matter removed by the insurance companies (solely for liability reasons, of course).
There are always other options. If we’d really wanted to push Bean out of the airlock, plenty of doulas could assist a natural childbirth regardless of which appendage made the first appearance. On the downside, that would mean birthing at home, being away from our trusted OB, and incurring a lot more risk (or “uncertainty,” in less loaded terms).
But would it have created more risk, or just different risks? As it was, we opted for the c-section. The birth, while glorious and miraculous in its own right, also yanked our baby from her mother’s gaping stomach well in arrears of her anticipated development. Medical science, which had made her delivery painless and possible, had also missed the boat on her prenatal advancement by about a pound and two weeks. Had we allowed nature to run its course, would our baby have struggled to breath at birth, or sleep through her first two weeks of development? Or could the complications from breech have created a more damaging environment for our daughter? Only Dr. Spock knows for sure, although it seems reasonable to say that the cesarean jump-started a process that the child was as yet unwilling to commit to.
Since we tallied another birth for the cesarean crowd, this also means that our next child will likely contribute towards this trend (Doctors are loathe to deliver a “v-back” once their procedures have weakened the uterus). One day, vaginal births may fall into the same atavistic category as ass-slapped newborns and cigar-chomping dads, and that’s not a wholly terrible thing if it means striking the word “episiotomy” from the Big Book of Post-Partum Recovery Fun. But there’s much to be said for the wisdom of the womb, and I would hope that it always takes precedence over the presumptuous convenience of the knife.